"We opened [The Birds] last night and the response from the audience was tremendous. People laughed from start to finish. The chair of the Department of Classics from the University of Vermont was in the crowd. He tracked me down during intermission to request a script; he enjoyed himself immensely."
-Leesa Guay Timpson, Drama Director, Burlington High School

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Please feel free to print these scenes and use them for auditions or educational purposes. If you would like to see the full plays from whence they have been carved, go ahead and let me know. Please do not pass these off as yours and make them into multi-million dollar Merchant Ivory films.

If you're so inclined, you can follow me on twitter at @donzolidis - You know, if you wanted to, no pressure or anything. Although it might save your life. Probably not, but you never know.

All the scenes are in pdf format

scenes for student actors

1 M 1 F

2 M

2 F

1 F 1 either

2 either

2 F 1 M

2 M 1 F

Bad Ideas for Bad Television Shows (Comedic) (read full script) NEW! July 2015
The Birds: A Modern Adaptation (Comedic)(read full script)
Crushed (Comedic) (read full script)
Project Murder - The Elimination Challenge (Comedic) New! Sept 2016
An Unspeakable Triumph of Supreme Brilliance (Comedic) (read full script) NEW! July 2015

3 M

3 either

scenes for adult actors

1 M 1 F

2 M

2 F

2 M 1 F

2 F 1 M